Job Offers
1. Some overtime required = you will be working 15 hours a day, 7 days a week.
2. Duties will vary = you will do anything and everything.
3. Must have an eye for detail = there is no quality control so you'll have to check everything yourself.
4. A wide variety of experience = three of our employees have just left and we need someone desperately to cover all those three vacant positions.
5. Apply in person = we want to see what you look like.
6. Requires leadership skills = you will have all the responsibilities of a manager without the pay of respact.
7. Competitive salary = we pay less than our competitors.
8. Good comunication skills needed = we tell you what to do and you will listen.
9. Problem-solving skills a must = this office is a disaster and we need someone to sort it out.
10. Flexible hours = be prepared to work all the hours under the sun.
11. Ability to handle a heavy workload = you complain, you're fired.
12. Must be self-starter = you'll be working on your own without any help.
13. Competitive environment = it's every man for himself.
14. Some public relations skills required = when our company gets in trouble, you'll be on TV rtying to get us out of it.